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“I'm writing it in breast milk.”

“Prince Albert can't keep it in his pants.”

“He thought I was a hooker!”

“I don't like to eat in the dark.”

“It's hard being a girl with nothing to thrust.”

“I'd like to have a sit on a few things.”

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"Well, first of all, if you’re not—if you’ve never been on a soap box, it’s sort of awkward. You get up on a chair, and you look out—‘specially when the guy will precede you by saying “And the next spe…"

— Bill Bailey (Spanish Civil War veteran)

Military1910–1995

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"Flotsam from his childhood are rising through his attention. He's remembering the skin of an apple, bursting with nebulae, a look into curved reddening space."

— Thomas Pynchon

Literature1760–1796

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"We use puppets because they can get away with more."

— Jimmy Kimmel

Entertainment1967

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"There is hardly a philosophy which has not invoked something like the will or desire to know, the love of truth, etcetera. But, in truth, very few philosophers—apart, perhaps, from Spinoza and Schopen…"

— Michel Foucault

Literature1926–1984

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