"Christopher Moore's MySpace profile"

"Much of the obscurity of our effort so far against terrorism originates in the now official idea that the e…"

"There is something beautiful about virtue, Captain. But I am just a poor guy."

"Detachment and involvement: the artist must have both. The link between them is compassion. It has taken me…"

"Talking is not enough; words don’t clarify anything. I’ll have to hit upon something, but what?"

"You can ask me anything you like about my work, but I'll never talk about myself."

"I am at a loss for words to describe my lack of eagerness to go there."