"Is that drooling problem you have due to genetic inbreeding, or are you just really attracted to me?"

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“Oh-ho-ho-man! I could sit here and smell this pole all day, I kid you not!”

“Do I live here? ...if not, would you still feed me?”

“A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.”

“I tell ya, man, your cat is officially out of control. He really gives new meaning to the term tempest in a teapot.”

“I call this "Ode to a Pigeon": Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You lookin' at me? You lookin' at me?!”

“I think... therefore I am annoyed.”

Resonant Thoughts

"I'm really greedy, you see. I want to do everything. I just want to get better. Fame is OK, but if my picture is in a magazine and my performance is shit, then I've gone backwards."

— Joshua Jackson

Entertainment1978

#justice

"He wanted to be a lawyer, couldn't afford it, so he started dealing to go to college - good intention."

— John Leguizamo

Literature1960

#justice

"I have read your speech and I must frankly say, with much regret as there is little in it that I can agree with, and much from which I differ. You lay down broadly the Doctrine of Universal Suffrage w…"

— Henry Temple

Politics1739–1802

#justice

"There’s only one faith, for example, that kills you or wants to kill you if you draw a bad cartoon of the prophet. There’s only one faith that kills you or wants to kill you if you renounce the faith.…"

— Bill Maher

Entertainment1946

#justice