Piers Morgan

"Bill O’Reilly is like a comfortable pair of shimmeringly angry slippers, but you know every night what you’re going to get."

"There is a certain advantage to the British accent. I do notice that Americans love it; they think that we Brits are smarter than perhaps we are."

"Don't chase women, they will chase you… They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why."

"There are many different ways of categorizing news. It doesn't have to be just war and famine and serious politics."

"As I've said before, I’m ashamed of some of the inappropriate language I used in The Sun thirty years ago about gay stars. They were different times, but that’s no excuse – it was offensive, it was wr…"

"Tony Blair is a decent man who genuinely thinks what he is doing is justified. But when he sees men such as George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld smirking and boasting as they announce their Shock and Awe o…"

"The guy with the whale tusk is a Polish chef named Luckasz."

"Liberals have become utterly, pathetically illiberal and it’s a massive problem. What’s the point of calling yourself a liberal if you don’t allow anyone else to have a different view? You know, this …"