Jello Biafra

"And we will NOT let Campbell's Soup, Old Navy, or anybody ELSE, HAMMER into the minds of girls as YOUNG as SIX YEARS OLD that they should ALWAYS hate their bodies and ALWAYS be on a diet!"

"Come, on, EMPTY-V!! far as I'm concerned, Beavis and Butt-head and Dora are the only two good things you ever DID! But can't you think of a better way to raise audience awareness of domestic violence,…"

"Some day, even the experts will figure out, that crime is not caused by rap music...or even my music, but by a power structure of self-absorbed property owners so brain dead and stupid they won't even…"

"What does it say about our country when people are so desperate for an alternative to our one-party state masquerading as a two-party state that they'll even elect a professional wrestler governor?"

"George W. Bush - "King George the 2nd", "Cowboy 'Peabrain' Cornholio" - In the Grip of Official Treason"

"Our biggest national security threat is the environmental destruction of our planet and the arms race with ourselves."

"Here we are at the gates of the great and powerful OZ! And we have come for your children! We are the REAL Politically Incorrect ! Our lives are not Charmed ! We WORK for a living! When was the last t…"

"George H. W. Bush - "King George the 1st" - Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police"