Greg Giraldo
Gregory Carlos Giraldo was an American stand-up comedian, television personality, and lawyer. He is remembered for his appearances on Comedy Central's televised roast specials, and for his work on that network's television shows Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, and the programming block Stand-Up Nation, the last of which he hosted.
Background
- Born in
- The Bronx
- Educated at
- Columbia UniversityHarvard Law SchoolRegis High School
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Trending topics shown first"When discussing a Florida woman denied a drivers license for refusing to remove her Burka and head covering- You know, I think they should give her the license, but then, it should only be good for fl…"
"What a night! A couple of trolls, a fairy, and a giant all going after a sunken-eyed little monster that's obsessed with jewelery. It's like The Lord of the Rings!"
"Jeff, you bloated hack! Your jokes are so old, they know who George Hamilton is."
"Mario! You are one, tiny loudmouth fairy. You're the only guy I know who takes a stepladder into a gloryhole."
"Joan, you are one irritating Jew-broad! The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off."
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Timeline
1965
Born
Birth2010
Died
Death
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