Ryan North

"Failure is just success rounded down."

"I collect power supplies like other men collect meaningful relationships! THAT IS TO SAY, AT THE RATE OF ABOUT ONE A YEAR"

"I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights."

"If you find you are not understanding my explanation for a joke, hit "F5" on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again."

"Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy."

"You're supposed to whore yourself out! Nobody will judge you! ACTUALLY EVERYONE WILL JUDGE YOU THAT'S HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS"

"I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences."

"They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes."