"They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes."

“Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.”

“I saw The Mountain Ghost last night and they were really good but also scary! Actually they are called the Mountain GOATS and do not feature scary g-g-g-ghosts. Luckily.”

“If you find you are not understanding my explanation for a joke, hit "F5" on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again.”

“I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights.”

“You're supposed to whore yourself out! Nobody will judge you! ACTUALLY EVERYONE WILL JUDGE YOU THAT'S HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS”

“I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context of the joke was lost, which left the chicken sadly decontextualized.”