Anthony Bourdain on Humor
Browse 3 quotations attributed to Anthony Bourdain, catalogued under humor, with dates where available.
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Attributed to Anthony Bourdain, entry #91257: "Strangly I found mystery meat only gets better the dodger the neighborhood is. I mean, what's a mystery meat without mystery?"
Attributed to Anthony Bourdain, entry #179925: "I have long believed that it is only right and appropriate that before one sleeps with someone, one should be able – if called upon to do so – to make them a proper omelet in the …"
3 Quotes by Anthony Bourdain on Humor
"Strangly I found mystery meat only gets better the dodger the neighborhood is. I mean, what's a mystery meat without mystery?"
"I have long believed that it is only right and appropriate that before one sleeps with someone, one should be able – if called upon to do so – to make them a proper omelet in the morning. Surely that kind of civility and selflessness would be both good manners and good for the world."
"I believe that, as an American, I should be able to walk into any restaurant in America and order my hamburger – that most American of foods – medium fucking rare. I don’t believe my hamburger should have to come with a warning to cook it well done to kill off any potential contaminants or bacteria. … I believe I should be able to treat my hamburger like food, not like infectious fucking medical waste. I believe the words “meat” and "treated with ammonia" should never occur in the same paragraph – much less the same sentence."