Humor

Jair Bolsonaro on Humor

Browse 10 quotations attributed to Jair Bolsonaro, catalogued under humor, with dates where available.

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This page displays 10 quotations attributed to Jair Bolsonaro and filed under "humor" in QuoteLineage. The selection is ordered by stored importance and quality scores, not citation counts. A topic label describes how an entry is catalogued; it does not establish the theme's importance in the author's work.

Attributed to Jair Bolsonaro, entry #44976: "I would beat him. You can be sure of that. If acting with energy is torturing, he'll be tortured."

Attributed to Jair Bolsonaro, entry #190020: "I sympathize with Fujimori. Fujimorization is the way out for Brazil."

10 Quotes by Jair Bolsonaro on Humor

"I would beat him. You can be sure of that. If acting with energy is torturing, he'll be tortured."

— Jair Bolsonaro

"I sympathize with Fujimori. Fujimorization is the way out for Brazil."

— Jair Bolsonaro

"We will merge the Agriculture and the Environment so that no international NGO will continue to do activism with the Ministry of Environment."

— Jair Bolsonaro

"A country the size of Brazil can’t be held back by Mercosur to do trade with the rest of the world."

— Jair Bolsonaro

"For my track record as an athlete, if I was infected with the virus, I wouldn't have to worry."

— Jair Bolsonaro

"I wouldn't hire them with the same salary. But there are many women who are competent."

— Jair Bolsonaro

"I feel like punching you in your mouth, okay?"

— Jair Bolsonaro

"I can't even go to Paraguay with my salary."

— Jair Bolsonaro

"We have a problem with a former adviser, who used to work for Flávio, atypical activities. will be heard next week. If there is something wrong with me or my son, let us pay the bill, but we’re not under investigation. It hurts our feelings, because we advocate the fiercest fight against corruption. And we’ll turn to COAF itself to fight it."

— Jair Bolsonaro

"The interest in the Amazon isn't in the Indian or the fucking tree, it's in the mining. Raoni speaks for his village, speaks as a citizen, doesn't speak for all the Indians, no. He's another one who lives drinking champagne in other countries out there. The world often criticizes the prospector. The cowardice that they do with the environment, as companies from various countries of the world do here in Brazil, no one touches the subject because the bribe, it seems, runs wild."

— Jair Bolsonaro