Mitch Hedberg on Family
Browse 5 quotations attributed to Mitch Hedberg, catalogued under family, with dates where available.
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Attributed to Mitch Hedberg, entry #223078: "I don't have any children, but if I had a baby, I would have to name it so I'd buy a baby naming book. Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on."
Attributed to Mitch Hedberg, entry #124500: "What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable."
5 Quotes by Mitch Hedberg on Family
"I don't have any children, but if I had a baby, I would have to name it so I'd buy a baby naming book. Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on."
"What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable."
"So I wish I could play little league now, I'd kick some fuckin' ass."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
"I've got an oscillating fan at my house. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "No". So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "no" to. "Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? Liar!" My fan fucking lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you ain't sayin' shit."