Mitch Hedberg on Philosophy
Browse 6 quotations attributed to Mitch Hedberg, catalogued under Philosophy, with dates where available.
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Attributed to Mitch Hedberg, entry #224045: "Lull is one letter away from being four L's in a... Aw fuck. I thought I had a concept there, but then I realized, no, you do not."
Attributed to Mitch Hedberg, entry #168522: "The number one cause of alcoholic relapse in winged insects is being trapped in a pint glass with an ashtray."
6 Quotes by Mitch Hedberg on Philosophy
"Lull is one letter away from being four L's in a... Aw fuck. I thought I had a concept there, but then I realized, no, you do not."
"The number one cause of alcoholic relapse in winged insects is being trapped in a pint glass with an ashtray."
"A fly was very close to being called a "land," cause that's what they do half the time."
"Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way."
"I like it when people laugh for no reason... like that lady over there."
"I never joined the army because "at ease" never seemed that easy to me. It seemed rather uptight, still. I do not relax by putting my arms behind my back and parting my legs slightly, that does not equal ease to me. At ease is not being in the military. I'm eased bro, cause I'm not in the military."