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"I do not like broccoli and I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli. Now look, this i…"

"You’ll never fashion anything clever by drinking water!"

"Listen carefully, my child, to your master's precepts, and incline the ear of your heart. Receive willingly and carry out effectively your loving father's advice, that by the labor of obedience you ma…"

"Mothers always sacrifice and wastes her life for their children. that's why I ask her to participate even more than youth."

"In fact, what we are can only be attributed for a small part to our labour and personal individuality, because we owe it almost entirely to our forefathers, both of blood and mind."

"Alexander Ovechkin's NHL player profile"

"A mom has the right to children, but a dad has to fight for children."

"I like to keep the inside of the house between 70 and 75 degrees. My ex-wife liked to keep the inside of the house between 75 and a hundred and fuckin' ten. And you can't keep Tater Salad at that temp…"

"Nobody really wants to spend life with someone who has no other choice, and children who have been raised by a mother who gave up her life for them almost always spend years on an analyst's couch lear…"

"It is a suggestive idea to track those worn feet backward through all the paths they have trodden ever since they were the tender and rosy little feet of a baby, and were kept warm in his mother's han…"

"I was the same kind of father as I was a harpist - I played by ear."

"Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."

"Believe me, my friends, you are yet very deficient with regard to the best modes of training your children, or of arranging your domestic concerns."

"Here is the brutal truth that no one dares to mention: We’re too few because too many of our babies have been killed. Over 45 million since Roe v. Wade in 1973.” "If those 45 million children had live…"

"Remember that Children and Fools want every thing because they want Wit to distinguish: and therefore there is no stronger Evidence of a Crazy Understanding, than the making too large a Catalogue of t…"

"In a study of more than twelve thousand teenagers after divorce, children living with single dads fared better than children living with single moms."

"instead of migrants, European families must be given the money to enable them to commit to having as many children as possible."

"When women entered the workplace, many men were mentors to them and, in turn, also learned to respect women’s unique contributions . Now, as we give men responsibilities to care for children, women mu…"

"You only talk about moving forward with the same bad ideas that got us into this mess. Even when the only sensible thing to do is pull the emergency brake. You are not mature enough to tell it like it…"

"It is the deep, salty stickiness of food that intrigues me more than any other quality."