humor

"1989 Audio Interview with Robertson Davies — RealAudio"

"Four men describe how their wives hit them in the lower back with a pole, cracked them over the head or in the neck with a frying pan...the audience renews its laughter after each story. The men are p…"

"Once again I feel beneath my heels the ribs of Rocinante. Once more, I'm on the road with my shield on my arm."

"To speak the unspeakable without the proper rhetorical flourish or introduction; to muff that flourish, either by accident, misjudgment, or simple ignorance; to choose the wrong flourish or not choose…"

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."

"When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers."

"Bhupendra Yadav’s nice little scenario is of course purely hyothetical and unsupported by any document whatsoever, but that doesn’t seem to trouble him. At any rate, after the cream of India’s secular…"

"Harry Dresden: Discussing a problem with yourself is almost never a good way to secure a divergent viewpoint."

"I wasn’t prepared. He had a big Mercedes, with a custom sound system, and he drove like hell through Nashville traffic, with Slim Harpo at defcon 1 volume."

"He went to Asia with his army and killed the natives to his heart's content, and stole so much of their goods that Egypt was rolling in wealth for quite a while. Thutmose III was thus one of the earli…"

"Isaiah Berlin, Beyond the Wit" by Evan R. Goldstein"

"The question is not whether something is wrong with subjectivity. We are embedded in it, so we can only deal with it, or be blind and attempt to ignore it."

"To dwellers in a wood almost every species of tree has its voice as well as its feature. At the passing of the breeze the fir-trees sob and moan no less distinctly than they rock; the holly whistles a…"

"If you mean Mr. Weston to be one of your victims," said I, with affected indifference, "you will have to make such overtures yourself that you will find it difficult to draw back when he asks you to f…"

"Lost Prison Interview with Hermann Göring : The Reichsmarschall’s Revelations" edited by Gilberto Villahermosa, in World War II magazine"

"Every male copulating with a woman returns to his origins in the womb. Goethe postponed intercourse until he was forty. This must be related to his self-imposed distance from his forceful mother. To r…"

"His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens."

"Satanic Jews have infected the whole world with poison and deceit."

"All became so jealous of the rights of their own personality that they did their very utmost to curtail and destroy them in others, and made that the chief thing in their lives. Slavery followed, even…"

"There Will Be No Reconciliation with America before Withdrawal, Apology, and Compensation, exclusive interview, March 2007"