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"Donald has a very unfortunate habit. When he gets scared, he lashes out... And he insults and attacks whoever is standing near him... Donald does seem to have an issue with women... Donald doesn't lik…"

"He stuck a camera down my throat....ewwww, I gagged!!! It was kinda funny though.....he said I have "Acute Laryngitis."

"I still feel that we should act with restraint. It’s much easier not to do than to undo."

"We have come one hundred miles and both the tortoise and the hare have passed us laughing."

"The main difficulty in using either lazo or bolas, is to ride so well, as to be able at full speed, and while suddenly turning about, to whirl them so steadily round the head, as to take aim: on foot …"

"He's like Bill Buckley, late of New York's mayoral election. You may not like what he does, but you'll have to admit he does it with flair."

"What is a harp but an over-sized cheese-slicer with cultural pretensions?"

"It is not only possible to say a great deal in praise of play; it is really possible to say the highest things in praise of it. It might reasonably be maintained that the true object of all human life…"

"Music has no differences. We played alongside each other; it was not in fusion but in unison. I have enjoyed playing with all the artists. I have collaborated with musicians from the west and fellow I…"

"He is by an order of magnitude the most self-absorbed politician I have ever dealt with."

"a sign no-one could escape the long arm of Russian revenge ... was a sign that President Putin or the Russian state wanted to give to potential defectors in their own agencies: 'This is what happens t…"

"What do you do when you are falling? Do you reach out and try to grab for support? If you aren’t careful, you will pull others down with you. Unless you are very careful."

"Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination."

"I wish that I could save myself constant repetition by printing across the dog's-ear place of these pages the warning, "Never judge a critic by your agreement with his likes and dislikes."

"It would be three-dimensional chess with a million billion squares and a million pieces, and with the rules changing ever move."

"It's a lie. I agree with the military experts who say it's a quagmire."

"Disturbance comes only from within—from our own perceptions."

"The race was over. I was last, by ten yards. Without the slightest hesitation I protested and challenged the runners to another race, same distance, back. They refused to consider my proposal, which p…"

"What are you doing with a car here in 1860?"

"The British public has a strong sense that the situation of the civilian population in Gaza is intolerable and must be addressed — and we agree with them."