humor

"Now there is any amount of this nonsense cropping up among American cranks. Anybody may propose to establish coercive Eugenics; or enforce psychoanalysis — that is, enforce confession without absoluti…"

"You should not be walking through the lobbies with Jeremy Corbyn and a bunch of terrorist sympathisers."

"|Shannon Sharpe on Twitter"

"Are vital U.S. interests more imperiled by what happens in Iraq where were have 50,000 troops, or Afghanistan where we have 100,000, or South Korea where we have 28,000 — or by what is happening on ou…"

"Before the payoff game in a World Series with the Dodgers in Brooklyn, Casey Stengel said in the clubhouse, "Well, this is it. Now who do you want to pitch?" The 40 guys in the clubhouse shouted "Rasc…"

"Too close a view may interfere with one's grasp of an overall problem or concept"

"They were kept in the dark, squatting there with nothing to dwell upon beyond the fact they were unclean. Even the touch of their shadow would sour the land, blighting crops that grew there....At the …"

"Sorrow is a king who, when he dwells in a place, does not consent to have anyone dwelled there with him."

"... I think it's funny when any Christian organization pretends to be about "family values", because Jesus did not value families... So maybe it's not surprising that all these christian organizations…"

"...American society, literary or lay, tends to be humorless. What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?"

"Jeff Dunham at Comedy Central"

"Men see with arrogant eyes which organize everything seen with reference to themselves and their own interests."

"The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea."

"He was the first to have women work out with weights - a radical idea."

"The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. No, not at all. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry…"

"With your own blemish do not taunt your fellow." Deuteronomy 10,19"

"We can bear up under everything, if we have only the certainty that the monster Hitler with his insatiable bloodletting and plundering will have committed soon his last shameful deed."

"A nation without secure borders is no nation at all. It makes no sense to fight terrorists abroad when our own front door is left unlocked."

"It is not Bradlaugh's atheism which they hate, but his unconscious Christianity."

"I cannot imagine a world without music. It would be . . . well, I cannot imagine it."