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"The charge has been made that the United States has shipped weapons to Iran as ransom payment for the release of American hostages in Lebanon, that the United States undercut its allies and secretly v…"

"It's like a vicious cycle. How the hell could you turn around and be a buyer with all of this stuff going on?"

"I'm so disappointed that they came with their Eurotrash game."

"He's a fantastic guy, he can play football like few others can, without a doubt the best player I've played with."

"I didn't single out Microsoft. In fact, Microsoft had nothing to do with it in the beginning. Microsoft in 1983 made a toy operating system for toy computers, and I hardly paid any attention to it."

"Critics of the war plans have pointed to the disastrous political results that must be expected: Iraq would break into three parts , the Middle East would be exposed to the onslaught of Iranian fanati…"

"I don't remember what I did after I left her. Maybe I went up to Benny Cohen's room over the Grand Central Market. He had a wooden leg with a little door in it. Inside the door were marijuana cigarets…"

"Lighten your palette , paint only with the three primary colours and their derivatives."

"Why do economists persist in modelling the economy with static tools when dynamic ones exist; why do they treat as stationery an entity which is forever changing?"

"With her diamond nose stud and multiple ear-piercings, she brought glamour to the game. Advertisers and corporate sponsors rushed to sign her and soon her face was selling."

"A single track railroad may be rendered more safe and efficient, by a proper use of the telegraph, than a double track railroad without its aid,"

"Deconstruction never had meaning or interest, at least in my eyes, than as a radicalization, that is to say, also within the tradition of a certain Marxism, in a certain spirit of Marxism."

"There’s a war criminal coming to this country. ... The occupation and expansion … building of settlements, of occupied territory, this is according to the Rome Statute, which is… the setup… the statut…"

"His favourite car, the copper blue 180D Mercedes Benz, was in his possession till he breathed his last. A person with varied interests, he had to his credit several trophies won as an amateur horse ri…"

"We take four planes and we construct with them the same volume as of four tons of mass."

"It is extraordinary how many emotional storms one may weather in safety if one is ballasted with ever so little gold."

"When beliefs need some modification, We make it with much trepidation, For our world is then new, And things seem all askew, 'til we're used to the new formulation."

"We developed a shorthand language of our own which we fell into for the rest of our lives whenever we met, no holds barred — all a matter of past reference, a common language, but basically affection,…"

"After the week of stormy weather, she set sail under sunny skies, on a glassy sea with a big swell running."

"And I can tell you that your courage and the sheer exuberant nerve with which you stuck it to your enemies, especially in New Labour, you have thereby earned the thanks and admiration of millions of L…"