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"Beto O'Rourke on Twitter"

"Euclid taught me that without assumptions there is no proof. Therefore, in any argument, examine the assumptions. Then, in the alleged proof, be alert for inexplicit assumptions. Euclid's notorious ov…"

"The Savage Nation: recorded shows with commercial breaks from conservativestream.com, captured from The Savage Nation home station KSFO."

"Finding a woman with a sense of humor had been the one piece of advice his father had given him when he'd first begun to get serious about dating, and he finally understood why his dad had considered …"

"I have seldom spoken with greater regret, for my lips are not yet unsealed. Were these troubles over I would make a case, and I guarantee that not a man would go into the Lobby against us."

"I would like my colors to be diamonds and to be able to make abundant use of them in my pictures so as to make them gleam with light and richness."

"Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use of any other drug with special horror."

"It is not easy to tear any event out of the context of the universe in which it occurred without detaching from it some factor that influenced it."

"We are marching in a compact group along a precipitous and difficult path, firmly holding each other by the hand. We are surrounded on all sides by enemies and are under their almost constant fire. We…"

"Personally, Mr. Blix is amiable and has a sense of humor; politically he is weak and easily fooled. I can think of few European officials less suitable for a showdown with Saddam. Indeed, it is with u…"

"Quality without results is pointless. Results without quality is boring."

"Everything in German sounds like a war crime. And everything in Austrian German sounds like a war crime served with whipped cream."

"I was uncomfortable with smoking too much because a lot of young kids watch and I didn't want to make that cool."

"No one can say farewell with indifference."

"But that has nothing to do with ethnicity. Who's by the way Swedish and who's an immigrant?"

"The idea that I'm a homosexual thrill killer, that I stroll down the streets and stalk young boys and slaughter them... Hell, if you could see my schedule, my work schedule, you knew damn well that I …"

"The Russians are primitive folk. Besides, Bolshevism is something that stifles individualism and which is against my inner nature. Bolshevism is worse than National Socialism — in fact, it can't be co…"

"I used to have frequent arguments with my father which ended in doors slamming and the ultimate expletive ‘Filthy bougeois’"

"Charlie asks her for a Perrier with lime. She says that San Pellegrino is what they have. He says it's all the same to him. Fancy water is fancy water."

"I have not seen an actor who would play the most ludicrous roles without bothering about his star image."