humor

"Use materials with forceful MUSCULAR colours – the reddest of reds, the most purple of purples, the greenest of greens, intense yellows, orange, vermillion – and SKELETON tones of white, grey and blac…"

"With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk."

"If thou wouldst be implacable, be so with thyself."

"It worries me because it alters perception. TV, and the culture it anchors, and drowns out the subtle and vital information contact with the real world once provided."

"Give them a bicycle with my autograph and that will be enough."

"It is often said that if slaughterhouses were made of glass, most people would be vegetarians. If the general public knew what went on inside animal experimentation laboratories, they would be abolish…"

"... a chain of nine peculiar looking aircraft ... were approaching Mt. Rainier very rapidly, and I merely assumed they were jet planes. ... I watched these objects with great interest as I had never b…"

"The rose within herself her sweetness closed."

"The first one I hit pretty flush with one hand - went about 200 yards. And the second one I shanked, and it rolled into a crater about 40 yards away."

"Your wit makes others witty."

"It's a good thing to be laughed at. It's better than to be ignored."

"There is no work so mean, but it would amply serve me to furnish me with sustenance."

"I had left the visible, physical blue at the door, outside, in the street. The real blue was inside, the blue of the profundity of space, the blue of my kingdom, of our kingdom!. ..the immaterialisati…"

"23 Questions With Robert Anton Wilson"

"It may be said, without exaggeration, that there is no other text which is documented by such varied types of sources."

"She's wrong about absolutely everything, but she's wrong within normal parameters."

"And I drank, greedily, until my throat suddenly choked and contracted and a horrible taste shook me. It was the kind of milk I hated. It was buttermilk. I spat it out, washed my mouth with water, and …"

"Confidence is rewarded, apparently. There was a homewhen proverb that went, "Grip the nettle firmly and it will become a stick with which to beat your enemy."

"Schiff likes to say he 'predicted' the financial collapse, but with ludicrous theories like these, we're predicting that he'll never be a U.S. Senator."

"Of course I deserve it,” I said, stroking Mojo. “That’s the simplest thing about dealing with me, apparently. I always deserve the worst! The worst disloyalty, the worst betrayal, the worst abandonmen…"