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"If you can't get rich dealing with politicians, there's something wrong with you."

"The final dive of the ship, as the bow lay submerged and the stern rose out of the water, was truly horrendous for all who witnessed it."

"Always a New World: A Conversation with Karen Lord", Clarkesworld Magazine, Issue 77"

"An individual declares himself a member of some group or other with the goal of demanding in its name what he is ashamed to claim in his own name."

"Conservative, n. A statesman enamored of existing evils, as opposed to a Liberal, who wants to replace them with others."

"The thing about performance, even if it’s only an illusion, is that it is a celebration of the fact that we do contain within ourselves infinite possibilities."

"...can you call a farm with a dozen geese a farm? Still, it was a little better for the Jews in Czechoslovakia. There were only two pogroms there. What's two pogroms?"

"Anas reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, "Allah is pleased with His slave who eats a morsel and praises Allah for it or takes a drink and praises Allah…"

"Latin with Laughter: Terence through Time"

"And upon those three lies was Elric’s destiny to be built, for it is only about things which concern us most profoundly that we lie clearly and with profound conviction."

"Satanism has re-emerged among Generation X with an arrogance that mocks its members as it blatantly destroys them."

"I can’t say it, but it rhymes with rich."

"One product is always ultimately bought with another, even when paid for in the first instance with money."

"His destiny had betrayed him, had made him a destroyer on a scale that humbled even Caine. Destiny, he understood with bitter certainty, could not be trusted."

"The ghost of socialism is beginning to show a very earnest face ... the Zentrum is a gang of hypocritical blackguards without a Fatherland, intent on the collapse of Germany and the destruction of Pru…"

"Internet literacy must become universal within the Arab world."

"Opera Omnia by Migne Patrologia Latina with analytical indexes"

"No matter what the legislature may say, a man has the right to make his speech, print his handbill, compose his newspaper, and deliver his sermon without asking anyone's permission. The contrary sugge…"

"Planet Without Laughter by Raymond Smullyan, 1980."

"But I'll tell you something sort of interesting. There's something, you know, there's something a little scary about funny women. Well, they're threatening. And there was a survey done one time where …"