language

"I had to say something to strike him very weird so I yelled out "I like Fidel Castro and his beard."

"Post-presidential speeches"

"To restore silence is the role of objects."

"When either sex suppresses the expression of feelings, it’s almost always b/c they don’t feel there is a safe environment to express them."

"didn't say anything about Turkey during the referendum. Since I made no remarks…I can't disown them"

"I'm telling you, if there were balls to be held, I held them."

"Collected speeches of William Jennings Bryan"

"Tell 'em to get the hell out of Palestine."

"Bacon's Essays, 1601 edition, modernized spelling"

"Essay on Brecht and Christopher Okigbo"

"Allahpundit says Stephen Colbert bombed."

"We cannot all afford a farm in Cuba or a suite at the George V in newly liberated Paris, and more often than not must strive to forge our clean, well-lighted sentences at a folding table wedged betwee…"

"They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right."

"Hairdressers are professional gossips; when only the hands are busy, the tongue is seldom still."

"Don't say things. What you are stands over you the while, and thunders so that I cannot hear what you say to the contrary."

":What we hear others say."

"I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it, six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit."

"The Tyranny of the Clock" — a recitation of Woodcock's essay"

"As a guest, Emily Price had three main drawbacks: she was incapable of saying please, incapable of saying thank you and incapable of saying sorry, all the while creating a surge in the demand for thes…"

"Thrée maie a kepe counsayle, if two be away."