"Do not reproach a man with his misfortunes, fearing lest Nemesis may overtake you."

"But are we within likelihood? Batra asked. Are we even still within the realm of anything other than parano…"

"Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use of any other drug with special horror."

"Anger is never without an Argument, but seldom with a good one."

"Suvisivakointia: Nordic walk takes quite a bit of spunk."

"The Man With the Blue Guitar"

"Vegans tell corny jokes, not cheesy ones."