"You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it."

“A newspaper reported I spend $30,000 a year buying Paris clothes and that women hate me for it. I couldn’t spend that much unless I wore sable underwear.”

“The children have been a wonderful gift to me, and I’m thankful to have once again seen our world through their eyes. They restore my faith in the family’s future.”

“I want to be there when he dies.”

“One must not let oneself be overwhelmed by sadness.”

“It looks like it’s been furnished by discount stores.”

“Everytime we got off the plane that day, three times they gave me the yellow roses of Texas. But in Dallas they gave me red roses. I thought how funny, red roses — so all the seat was full of blood and red roses.”