humor

"Good writing, like gold, combines lustrous lucidity with high density. What this means is good writing is packed with hints."

"“The vein of the zeal of religion beat high for the subjection of infidelity and destruction of idols… The Mohammadan forces began to kill and slaughter, on the right and the left unmercifully, throug…"

"Theology is now called to listen fully to the world, even if such a listening demands a turning away from the church's witness to Christ."

"In an episode of boredom, our current goal or situation is perceived as unpleasant and unappealing, often as devoid of meaning or significance; on the contrary, alternative goals and situations are ma…"

"facts about 'An interview with Mondrian', by James Sweeney, 1948"

"Lennox is right up there with George Foreman and Muhammad Ali and he has proved himself the best heavyweight out there."

"I don't believe that lack of intelligence and appreciation for lowbrow comedy go hand-in-hand necessarily."

"Associated with each office is a set of activities, which are defined as potential behaviors. These activities constitute the role to be performed, at least approximately, by any person who occupies t…"

"This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same s…"

"TONEz featuring Alicia Witt · My Baby Girl"

"He had something of the air, if one can imagine such a combination, of a witty and decadent Red Indian."

"Leland Weston: "Never take a position unless you are certain it can be defended any onslaught. That may sound like good advice to a general, but then, a courtroom is nothing more then a very civilized…"

"Everything begins with inhale and exhale, and never ends."

"This London, of course, with its hollow, drum-like name, is neither England nor abroad but something on its own, a walled fantasy of remembered tales."

"The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his, like, shabby, dirty, nasty looking appearance."

"Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Christianity without Hell."

"I'll be with you in the squeezing of a lemon."

"When you come from Des Moines you either accept the fact without question and settle down with a girl called Bobbi and get a job in the Firestone factory and live there forever and ever or you spend y…"

"A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians."

"Saudi Arabia without us is gone. They're gone."