humor

"This poetic nudity within words."

"Shakspeare never has six lines together without a fault. Perhaps you may find seven: but this does not refute my general assertion."

"Until the seventeenth century there was no concept of evidence with which to pose the problem of induction!"

"“In the square field of the game he has found the ground mirror of the circular plan of the heavenly sphere. Through play, he was becoming aware of the crux gemmata – the sign of Christ, and he create…"

"After a while the press of business in the province put an end to our philosophizing, and I returned with increased determination to my plans to fly to the Moon."

"Suffer thou with patience this delay."

"There are no exact guidelines. There are probably no guidelines at all. The only thing I can recommend at this stage is a sense of humor, an ability to see things in their ridiculous and absurd dimens…"

"An interview with SF Weekly"

"He who practices moderation and frugality will never be threatened with poverty."

"Ylma is having you work it out in the most gruesome way possible...so that when she teaches you how it's really done, it'll seem that much easier....Like hitting yourself in the head with a hammer—it …"

"Laughter is a basic human need, along with love, and food, and an HBO subscription."

"We often commit mistakes. Our steps falter, our tongues falter and slip and he who had no occasion to withdraw what he once said or was undone what he once did."

"This instrument is so easy, its a joke."

"There should be a new and sincere attempt to reach a consensus. If we do not find a solution with the members, we may have to ask the British to give their opinion again, in one form or another."

"Lenin's speech - Lenin speech with subtitles"

"Circumcision in the United States is routinely performed without anesthesia, though anesthesia reduces the infant's stress and prevents infection and blood clots."

"Comedy is not pretty."

"I'd never malign another performer, but the style is not good enough. They've done away with laugh pay-offs. We were given nine minutes or eight minutes. Now they wander wherever they like, they don't…"

"North Korea cannot normalize relations with the United States."

"ithout an agreement imposed from the outside, our situation will deteriorate to that of a second Vietnam, to a war in constant escalation without the prospect of ultimate resolution."