humor

"Someone despises me. That's their problem. Mine: not to do or say anything despicable. Someone hates me. Their problem. Mine: to be patient and cheerful with everyone, including them."

"Men renounce whatever they have in common with women so as to experience no commonality with women; and whatis left according to men, is one piece of flesh a few inches long, the penis."

"the charm of King was that he saw what others did and a great deal more. His wit and humor; his bubbling energy which swept every one into the current of his interest; his personal charm of youth and …"

"A certain area within a channel may function as a “gate”; the constellation of the forces before and after the gate region is decisively different in such a way that the passing or not passing of the …"

"There's only two paragraphs in there about George Washington ... little or nothing about Martin Luther King, a whole section on slavery and how evil we are, a whole section on Japanese internment camp…"

"PCCC 2: Skipping the Super Bowl with Mark Waid" Pine Cone Comics Club"

"A man who lived on the banks of the Niger should not wash his hands with spittle."

"Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it."

"China also passed on to Japan the ceremonial dances of India with their music, which were Japanized as the solemn and colorful Bugaku."

"is, along with Fred Astaire, the best-dressed actor in American movies"

"A man who is at peace with himself is less likely to turn into an extremist or a terrorist."

"Here it is, in quintessence: You are either a man with a gun, or you are mere human cattle for the slaughter. The choice is yours. I prefer to be armed and vigilant rather than being at the mercy of s…"

"Is there any sex-distinction in the Atman ? Out with the differentiation between man and woman—all is Atman! Give up the identification with the body, and stand up!"

"“One of the greats in his position has retired. Was an honor playing with Paul Scholes.. RespectForALegend"

"Donald Trump – a ludicrous figure, but at least he’s lived it up a bit in the real world and at least he’s worked out how to cover 90 per cent of his skull with 30 per cent of his hair."

"We are putting in a lot of extra work into the tracks, and we are looking at least 16-17 tracks in the album. So instead of having these 12 track albums with two remixes it’s going to be like a total …"

"What a shame that allowances have to stop with the teens: both those that are paid to us and those that are made for us."

"wrote to anybody I knew who had any connection at all with charities to say I wanted a job, but had no experience."

"In pondering why a battered woman does not leave, we must remember that gay men with a taste for violent “rough trade” have always paid for this kind of sex. Are women so perfect and angelic that we c…"

"I'm going to do all new, fresh material...you guys been keeping up with this O.J. thing?"