humor

"Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own."

"123. Q. Do these differ with each individual? A. Yes: but all men suffer from them in degree."

"Now had Aurora displayed her mantle over the blushing skies, and dark night withdrawn her sable veil."

"Whole organization systems. At one limit these would be plants or equivalent self-standing workplaces. At the other, they would be entire corporations or public agencies. They persist by maintaining a…"

"Working with the cast was pure heaven for me. We were as well suited to each other as it seems when you watch the show."

"Jim was most ruined for a servant, because he got stuck up on account of having seen the devil and been rode by witches."

"Have you summoned your wits from wool-gathering?"

"Lord Russell's Quick Wit, London Daily News, The Bryan Democrat, 13 settembre 1900, p. 7."

"I think the obsession with my hair is funny. People copy my hair. At meet and greets, people touch my hair. I don’t have any product in it."

"A truly Renaissance personality. Absolutely undisputed authority, world-renowned scholar, a real neuroenthusiast who can also spray such a cascade of wit and humor that all anecdotes should hide!"

"Ever see a hot shot hit, kid? I saw the Gimp catch one in Philly. We rigged his room with a one-way whorehouse mirror and charged a sawski to watch it. He never got the needle out of his arm. They don…"

"With the great quality of egoism, great deeds and great merits became extinct."

"Little Witch Academia"

"Herb doctor is the polite term used by witch doctors when they advertise their services in newspapers. It is commonly believed that they can relieve all situations not caused by a judge or a grand jur…"

"You walk with shoes on fire while you complain about the smoke."

"Jerry Cantrell speaking with the crowd during Alice in Chains' concert at the InMusic Festival in Zagreb, Croatia on June 27, 2018, quoted in *"

"I would rather be at the table making decisions with other countries than walking away and not having a say."

"At last, upon those inducements, some well disposed Brownists, as they are termed, with some Gentlemen and Merchants of Layden and Amsterdam, to save charges would try their owne conclusions, though w…"

"All offices of the SD and the security police are to be informed that pogroms of the populace against English and American terror-fliers were not to be interfered with; on the contrary, this hostile m…"

"The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick," said the Witch, "so you cannot miss it. When you get to Oz do not be afraid of him, but tell your story and ask him to help you."