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"Bill Hutchinson went over to his wife and forced the slip of paper out of her hand. It had a black spot on it, the black spot Mr. Summers had made the night before with the heavy pencil in the coal co…"

"If you mention to a woman that the song is disgusting and misogynistic, they all give you the same answer: "He ain't talking 'bout me!" Smack her with a dick, smack her with a dick … He said your name…"

"Hurricane Julie 2005 Spike Magazine extensive interview with Julie Burchill"

"Evil must not be countered with another evil but, rather, repelled by an act of goodness."

"Bill Withers" at Discogs"

"A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle."

"3540. Nice Eaters seldom meet with a good Dinner."

"Wealth is not without its advantages, and the case to the contrary, although it has often been made, has never proved widely persuasive."

"On ‘Shrek’ we didn't try to figure out how to make adolescents laugh. You have to use yourself as the best judge and use your own instincts. We figured if we laughed at it, chances are good someone el…"

"Video of Fein in a debate/discussion with on"

"I am filled to the brim with the goodness of me."

"My teaming up with Amitabh Bachchan in Do Anjan earned me fame as an intense actress. Then it was Hrishikesh Mukherjee’s Khubsoorat in 1978 that established me as an actress of repute."

"There is no such thing as luck; there is only adequate or inadequate preparation to cope with a statistical universe."

"Curated Alpha: Curated Interview With Ed Seykota From Market Wizards"

"By a diabolical irony the very facsimiles of the world which we make on purpose to bring it within our grasp, to make it less elusive, have transported us into a new world of blurs."

"He was breakfasting in the marketplace, and the bystanders gathered round him with cries of "dog." "It is you who are dogs," cried he, "when you stand round and watch me at my breakfast."

"Astonishingly, if you will have absolutely nothing to do with suffering, suffering will have nothing to do with you."

"A world without problems is an illusion, so is a world without solutions."

"Laughter is carbonated holiness."

"Voices on Antisemitism – A Podcast Series; transcripts of an interview with Helen Jonas-Rosenzweig at the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum"