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"Ram Mohan Roy, Swami Vivekananda and Mahatma Gandhi all remained Hindus and tried to reform Hinduism from within. They appreciated some things which the West had done better than India and aimed to br…"

"I think people like a little more "personal revelation" in their comedy. And that's fine! They have-- There's three generations behind me doin' it. But my thing is: I want a number of jokes of a certa…"

"Building community for its own sake is like attending a cancer support group without having cancer."

"The Basques are Argonauts with very fragile ships."

"There is only one purpose in hand-to-hand combat, and that is to kill. Never face an enemy with the idea of knocking him out. The chances are extremely good that he will kill you."

"I am not a nervous man in a general way, and very little troubled with superstitions, of which I have lived to see the folly."

"Since there is no such entity as ‘the public,’ since the public is merely a number of individuals, any claimed or implied conflict of ‘the public interest’ with private interests means that the intere…"

"Fiction pays best of all and when it is of fair quality is more easily sold. A good joke will sell quicker than a good poem, and, measured in sweat and blood, will bring better remuneration. Avoid the…"

"inconsistent with the sovereignty of the UK"

"The fun thing is something people always miss out on with us. It's been brilliant making this album, but even as far back as Faith or Pornography we were still having a good crack. People would see me…"

"'They say the church spire interferes with their bloody television reception.'"

"Well, first of all, if you’re not—if you’ve never been on a soap box, it’s sort of awkward. You get up on a chair, and you look out—‘specially when the guy will precede you by saying “And the next spe…"

"It is not that there is some magic technology. It is what are you going to do with it?"

"Many share my views with me. But I don't share them with them."

"542. All Saint without, all Devil within."

"‘With good fortune.’ She entrusted me to them. They washed my head and redressed me. No one came to me suddenly except the Apostle of Allah in the forenoon. So they entrusted me to him."

"Animals don't behave like men. If they have to fight, they fight; and if they have to kill they kill. But they don't sit down and set their wits to work to devise ways of spoiling other creatures' liv…"

"Story with Business Insider"

"It is very probable that the great stratum called the Milky Way is that in which the sun is placed, though perhaps not in the very centre of its thickness. ...We gather this from the appearance of the…"

"Albee with Joe Cino at benefit for the Caffe Cino"