humor

"Yes, I was a funny guy for a long time. When I started out, I just wanted to write humor. I wrote humor for kids. My very first book was called How to be Funny. It was about how to get big laughs at t…"

"… less real than such threats as a man with a gun, a woman with a knife, or a U.S. Senator with an idea."

"Not all women, in fact, very few, have had the good fortune to live and work among women and men actively involved in the. Many of us live in circumstances and environments where we must engage in fem…"

"I did not like the colonel at all. He had eyes like razors…the eyes of a machine. An educated machine… I realised he was drinking less than we were…And that he was playing with me. That he was a reali…"

"There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice."

"We're all monsters," said Daisy with enthusiasm. "It's the Age of Monsters."

"Calvin Klein and Gloria Vanderbilt don't wear clothes with your name on it, so why should you wear their name?"

"There is no solution to the conflict in this region except with the disappearance of Israel."

"I went on a date with a weather girl, we talked up a storm."

"Into the half light and shadow go I. Within my head"

"Nick has thrown his hat into the ring and I've had a long chat with him"

"Nothing is little to him that feels it with great sensibility."

"One who gives without advertising is superior. One who gives and talks about it is medium. Only a knave talks much and gives nothing."

"CNN Audio Clips with James Dickey"

"I imagine, there must be only a very, very few men in the world that I should like to marry; and of those few, it is ten to one I may never be acquainted with one; or if I should, it is twenty to one …"

"Truly the jaws of irony are agape!"

"R. W. K. Paterson makes a central point of identifying Stirner with nihilism. His argument depends on a failure to distinguish between social values, which Stirner does reject, and personal values, to…"

"He showed no fear. It seemed that, at the commencement, his race had known gods and no other. Gods had bound and ill treated and slaughtered and played with them. Gods were a fact, as were the sun and…"

"Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin: "The Apostle of Allah married me when I was seven or six. When we came to Medina, some women came. according to Bishr's version: Umm Ruman came to me when I was swingin…"

"America should be choosing immigrants the way the New England Patriots choose players. They don’t have a lottery system for their draft picks. No one guilts them into taking a blind kid with one leg o…"