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"Strange that creatures without backbones have the hardest shells."

"No production without a need. But consumption reproduces the need."

"We live with as we do with the perfumes that we wear, we do not smell them ; they only incommode others. ."

"The rottenness comes from within."

"Poetry, unlike oratory, should not aim at clarity... but be dense with meaning, 'something to be chewed and digested'..."

"Mencius went to see King Huei of Liang. The king said, "Venerable sir, since you have not counted it far to come here, a distance of a thousand li, may I presume that you are provided with counsels to…"

"5968. You must plow with such Oxen as you have."

"Even if my country remains at war with yours . . . remember ... I am not your enemy."

"That’s who I am. I don’t look much like him now with my foot wrapped up and all that kind of business."

"The first item was fighting under the name ‘Crostini of Mealed Tarroce, with Benatore Potatoes’ and weighed in at an impressive twelve pounds sixty-five. The Ralph Lauren blonde came over and asked me…"

"What is essential here is the presence of the spirit of dialogue, which is in short, the ability to hold many points of view in suspension, along with a primary interest in the creation of common mean…"

"When the personal worth of individuals is calculated only in money, sense of self becomes confused with financial net worth."

"Sitio Web Muy Punk: Entrevista a Patti Smith"

"Dressing with style is akin to issuing a manifesto; dressing fashionably is like signing a petition."

"After all, a man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing."

"The Constitution deals with substance, not shadows."

"A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later."

"Count Dashkov: Ah, Mathieu Golovinski, I hear good things about you…I have need for a young man with your talents!"

"Faced with the election of a Catholic, our culture is at stake."

"He began with an exordium, containing an apology for his resignation of the office of Advocate-General in the Court of Admiralty; and for his appearance in that cause, in opposition to the Crown, and …"