humor

"Conjecture without facts was useless; he must deal with events as they occurred."

"It’s no use crying over spilt evils. It’s better to mop them up laughing."

"Melancholy and despair, though often, do not always concur; there is much difference: melancholy fears without a cause, this upon great occasion; melancholy is caused by fear and grief, but this torme…"

"Too many twits make a twat."

"How do you type it? With your keyboard."

"To be honest, I wasn't really a huge follower of Doctor Who before I got this part. I mean I knew it was huge, but … I was nothing like my mum, who's a proper diehard Whovian. She's got a Tardis money…"

"In the relative orientation of different social groups towards the various functions of language in given contexts and towards the different areas of meaning that may be explored within a given functi…"

"I recall playing practical jokes with John Wayne. I once got a whole bunch of keys and had little tags made that said, "If lost, please return to John Wayne, RKO Studios. Reward." And I just dropped t…"

"To cope with this difficulty , even a mechanical recognition system must have some way to select portions of the incoming information for detailed analysis."

"Childishness? I think it's the equivalent of never losing your sense of humor. I mean, yes there's a certain something that you retain. It's the equivalent of not getting so stuffy that you can't laug…"

"Declaration of a state is the legitimate right of the Kurdish nation. This goal should be realized, but without resorting to violence."

"With the car we had, getting a pole was sort of obvious."

"I'll show you some security and I'll show you some peace: Nagasaki and Hiroshima. You fuck with us and we'll fucking melt you."

"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm."

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"Unconfessed sin cuts off our communication with the Father."

"We are told that Spotted Tail has consented to be the Beggars’ Chief. Those Indians who go over to the white man can be nothing but beggars, for he respects only riches, and how can an Indian be a ric…"

"The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face. Frown at it, and it will in turn look sourly upon you; laugh at it and with it, and it is a jolly kind compani…"

"My mother took me to town with her, and made me pass, as if by accident, through the yard of a slaughter-house. I saw some men, their arms naked and besmeared with blood, knocking a bull in the head; …"

"I see that dereliction can survive in opulence; the abundantly wealthy with destitution in their stare."