humor

"Chairman Mao was the first in the world to use Twitter. All his quotations are within 140 words."

"Even a vortex is a vortex in something. You can't have a whirlpool without water; and you can't have a vortex without gas, or molecules or atoms or ions or electrons or something, not nothing."

"Millennials who supported Bernie Sanders almost certainly don’t care about the weedy specifics of his health-care plans. They do not want to live in a country with an economic system that could never …"

"I have a theory, that there is a terrific link between what is funny and what is scary. I think there is a very close connection between what frightens people and what makes them laugh. Laughter is a …"

"The East will be seen to rush to the West and the South to the North in confusion round and about the universe, with great noise and trembling or fury."

"In L.A., the only thing within walking distance is your car."

"Hugh Hewitt: Is he naïve, Mr. Vice President? Or does he have a far-reaching vision that only he entertains of a realigned Middle East that somehow it all works out in the end?"

"Decentralization without structure is chaos."

"The first sale, that's the one that comes with magic."

"No price is too high to pay for a good laugh."

"He is doing the show 'Dancing with the Stars' and that's how he's boxing."

"Writing things down is dangerous. Ink can’t be erased without leaving a mess behind."

"The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortunes."

"This language induces humorous arguments among programmers, often being damned and praised for the same feature."

"Battlefield Earth is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way. The visuals are grubby and drab. The characters a…"

"The alarm must be sounded because it is the economic and social system of capitalism and imperialism that prevents the urgently needed full mobilization of the potential economic surplus and the attai…"

"I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV, featuring some dragged-out woman with a limp perm and big, painted-on circles under her eyes…"

"“Popular men who laugh at your jokes pose a threat which blatant villains can never command."

"I had to calm down because a state trooper pulled up alongside me at a traffic light and began looking at me with that sort of casual disdain you often get when you give a dangerously stupid person a …"

"Because I've been working with various non-profit groups—"