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"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

"Is Brooklyn in the house? Without a doubt, I'm the rapper with clout everybody yap about."

"816. Women laugh when they can and weepe when they will."

"In the eighteenth century it was often convenient to regard man as a clockwork automaton. In the nineteenth century, with Newtonian physics pretty well assimilated and a lot of work in thermodynamics …"

"An interview with Steve Wozniak"

"No differeance without alterity, no alterity without singularity, no singularity without here-now."

"Dogs howled, sensing the drama. Without Seriati, the president would never have left the country, it was a coup d’état … helped by secret outside influences."

"I never yet have heard of a good man having fallen when he was trying to do Christ's will and trusting on Christ's help. Every fall without one exception came from venturing upon sinful ground or from…"

"We do not give operational details of the demonstration and shake-down operation of one of our submarines conducting a test with one of our Trident missiles"

"Streaming audio interview with Bono and The Edge from 1983 - Classic Rock Central"

"Characters in Lafferty stories don't act or speak as normal folks do. Impossible things happen routinely. Indeed, the whole philosophical works are staged like a two-bit vaudeville act, with character…"

"My guilty plea and agreement to cooperate with the special counsel’s office reflect a decision I made in the best interests of my family and of our country. I accept full responsibility for my actions…"

"No monetarist, certainly not Friedman, welcomed this side-effect of monetary restraint.  But then again, had Friedman been listened to earlier , things would never have come to this tragic stage.  By …"

"My target is what most libertarians have in common — with each other, and with their ostensible enemies. Libertarians serve the state all the better because they declaim against it. At bottom, they wa…"

"I've had a very volatile relationship with Francis . It's on both sides, like we were married and we got divorced. It's as close a relationship as I've had with anybody."

"And the entity laughed at those who were crippled in the arena and lo! That selfsame thing returns to you!"

"I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and cold with the same breath."

"Of all the developed nations throughout Christendom, only the United States has a significant number of creationists, and they’re the minority even here! Every other predominantly-Christian country te…"

"Krapp: Ah finish your booze now and get to your bed. Go on with this drivel in the morning. Or leave it at that. Leave it at that."

"My first pictures were done by instinct, the others with more method perhaps. Instinct which nourishes method can often be superior to a method which nourishes instinct."