humor

"Difference is the foundation of those buildings, the pilings beneath the docks, tangled in the roots of the trees. Half the place was built on it. The other half couldn’t live without it. But to talk …"

"Abolish competition and replace it with association."

"Afternoon with Q. on foot, looking for butter and coals – in vain."

"Fortune blinds men when she does not wish them to withstand the violence of her onslaughts."

"We must understand that what Pascal said is true of every human being in the whole of space-time, ourselves included—“The last act is tragic, however pleasant all the comedy of the other acts. A littl…"

"A guy called up, and in his lead, he said, "We've talked before. I used to be with US but now I'm for SELF." And I was like, "I guess we know everything now, don't we?" … I kind of laughed and I went,…"

"Relief brought an aching desire to be sitting in a kedai with a large bottle of Tiger or Anchor or Carlsberg in front of him...."

"The great thing about being a comedian is that it kind of doesn't matter how you look. It's actually a disadvantage to be too good-looking. There's a Darwinian advantage to being funny. If you're a go…"

"Rome cut off the heads of Christians and they continued to reappear one way or another. Something similar happens with Marxists."

"You can deduce everything about a woman from the way she holds her feet. Seductive women always turn their feet out. Don't expect to get anywhere with a woman who turns her feet in."

"The notion of rights is linked with the notion of sharing out, of exchange, of measured quantity. It has a commercial flavor, essentially evocative of legal claims and arguments. Rights are always ass…"

"How much better it is to see men live exactly than to hear them argue with subtlety!"

"The full text: Malala Yousafzai delivers defiant riposte to Taliban militants with speech to the UN General Assembly, 10 cytatów z przemówienia Malali na forum ONZ"

"The outhouse was so overmodestly masked with vines and lattice that it was not concealed at all."

"My father was a magnificent Irishman with a Barrymore profile and the physique of a boxer."

"I like to look for hard entries. If the entry level is easy then everybody comes in and competes with you and the country has no shortage of copycats."

"What, like with a cloth or something?"

"Jim giggled when he laughed.  His sense of humor could be sly and wicked."

"He appeared in court proud and triumphant in his coat of green silk embroidered with gold. "Who are you, and whence do you come?" asked the attorney for the Crown. "I am an illustrious traveler," he a…"

"I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working."