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"David Frost has risen without trace."

"Uma Thurman is there.......with her big bag of BS!"

"When what is is congruent to what is supposed the reaction is functional and the mental processes competent. When what is and what is supposed to have nothing to do with each other the choice of react…"

"They can't drop the charges without saying I haven't done anything wrong. And if they do that, I'm going to ask for my marijuana back."

"The toad, without which no garden would be complete."

"Inflation is the one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation."

"You will never be alone with a poet in your pocket."

"What can you do with it? It's like a lot of yaks jumping about."

"What the country needs is a good big laugh. ... If someone could get off a good joke every ten days, I think our troubles would be over."

"Suffer yourself to be tempted within so that you may exhaust in the struggle your downward propensities."

"if a Swedish news editor was ever gang raped by Muslim immigrants it would be hard not to laugh."

"Imagine that. All the men of Germany marching in step with even their wotsits hanging the same way."

"Respect only has meaning as respect for those with whom I do not agree."

"Another illustration of this spirit of exploitation is furnished by the Muslim insistence upon cow-slaughter and the stoppage of music before mosques. Islamic law does not insist upon the slaughter of…"

"'We protected our copyright because TotalBiscuit has no right to make advertising revenues with our license.' Stephane Woods is lying, and here's why."

"Rod Dreher on Twitter"

"The it-rich are those who have chosen to face their fears rather than live with regrets."

"President Tsai will end up with a legacy of broken diplomatic relations if she keeps implementing wrongheaded policies like condemning China without ever reflecting upon herself."

"I thought the script was very good, but something was missing. I wanted to come out with a cane, come down slowly, have it stick into one of the bricks, get up, fall over, roll around, and they all la…"

"Money is neither a material to work upon nor a tool to work with."