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"Big problems and discrepancies with Mail In Ballots all over the USA. Must have final total on November 3rd"

"I felt ill at ease with all this air about me, lost before the confusion of innumerable prospects."

"Ali always said I would be nothing without him, but who would he have been without me?"

"Hoyt began moving his lips as if he were trying to suck the ice cream off the top of a cone without using his teeth. She tried to make her lips move in sync with his. The next thing she knew, Hoyt had…"

"Average acting is like jerking without an orgasm."

"With this horrendous murder of the Jews we have lost the war. We have brought an indelible shame upon ourselves, a curse that cannot be lifted. We deserve no mercy, we are all guilty together."

"Go ahead, switch the style up. If niggas hate, then let them hate and watch the money pile up."

"For nation-building, the first requisite is peace— peace with our neighbours and peace in the world. Our security environment has been vitiated."

"The budget targets imposed by the Bretton Woods institutions, combined with the effects of the devaluation, trigger the collapse of public investment."

"A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist."

"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."

"With such exquisite women there is little need for aphrodisiacs...."

"5798. With-hold not thy Money, where there is Need ; and waste it not, where there is none."

"Next we have the Vārttikas or "Notes" of Kātyāyana on 1245 of Pāṇini's rules, and, somewhat later, numerous grammatical Kārikās or comments in metrical form: all this critical work was collected by Pa…"

"While there are a number of ways to combat terrorism, attempting to cure the symptoms without tackling the root causes is like waging a losing war on drugs."

"Yousef Munayyer on Twitter"

"I call for this, because war itself is not a joke. Whoever chooses war as the first choice in his life, then he is not a normal person. I think the - the debates would be an opportunity for us to insu…"

"… and they watched the fire which does contain within it something of men themselves inasmuch as they are less without it and are divided from their origins and are exiles. For each fire is all fires,…"

"I'm not tempted to write a song about George W. Bush. I couldn't figure out what sort of song I would write. That's the problem: I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vapo…"

"His mental alertness and oratorical skills were at their best particularly in his rebuttal to the speeches of his opponents. In no time he would notice the fallacies of their arguments, which he would…"