Sarah Silverman

"Questions for Sarah Silverman" in The New York Times Magazine"

"I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin."

"I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?"

"I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse."

"On the law that requires women to wait twenty-four hours before they are permitted to have an abortion: I think it's a good law. The other day I wanted to go get an abortion. I really wanted an aborti…"

"I've sued my manager for sexual harassment. And it's real hard, and a big strain on me. Because he hasn't done anything."

"What I've Learned" interview with boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel for Esquire magazine ."

"I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want …"