humor

"Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in."

"Archive of American Television Interview with Ed Bradley on May 12, 2000 on Google Video"

"The obsession with equilibrium has imposed enormous costs on economics."

"A lot of the shows relate to interrelationships and attitudes, again, always trying to do it within the context of a very entertaining show."

"When I was 6 and found out where meat came from, I was horrified. We were eating a meal of chops and three veg, and I was talking with my parents about where carrots came from; they said carrots grew …"

"She was an extremely attractive woman if you like the type, which could best be described as homicidal schizophrenic paranoiac with kittenish overtones."

"“No battle plan survives first contact with the enemy.” Not when the enemy is me."

"Technological consciousness takes itself dead seriously; it has no sense of humor. The fool can play no role in it, for there is no other realm that is can see beyond itself to which the fool can poin…"

"Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc. And never lay down with a woman who's got more troubles than you."

"This is a machine and anything can go wrong with it."

"It is not with the goal of getting what’s in my interest. But for letting go of my personal clinging to all worldly desires."

"When I was at Yale, I hung a bit with the Warhol gang. I used some of his superstar types in early movies. I can't say I had any conversations with him, but I did pass him at Max's Kansas City. But I …"

"I’m bored if I’m not trying to be funny, I always try to keep a sense of humor, at least with the cast. I want to bring out their creativity and humor and let them know that the set is a place where t…"

"It was senseless, as— I held my breath, feeling myself shiver with fear— as Billy's blindness was senseless."

"Not funny, not funny says she, didn't like it!"

"If in the guise of philosophers, they with a view to their own profit and reputation, and not to improve you, that indeed is shocking. For it is as if a physician when visiting patients should disrega…"

"PBS Frontline Interview with Eldridge Cleaver"

"Al-Mustawrid ibn Shaddad reported that the Messenger of Allah, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, "This world in in comparison with the Next World is like putting your finger in the sea an…"

"Prejudice iz a hous plant which iz very apt tew wither if yu take it out doors amungst pholks."

"A page on Illich on the WikiWikiWeb, with more links"