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"Derren Brown at Twitter"

"I slept with this girl, and in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed. She said one pig in the blanket was enough."

"It wasn't only fanatics and drunkards who began conversations with strangers in public."

"It is not of the essence of mathematics to be conversant with the ideas of number and quantity."

"Although the capacity to become schizophrenic may well be within all of us, there is no question that certain persons have distinctive genes predisposing them to the condition."

"Vision is a process that produces from images of the external world a description that is useful to the viewer and not cluttered with irrelevant information."

"It is enough to give any one a sense of sardonic amusement to see the way in which the people generally, not only in my own country but elsewhere, gauge the work purely by the fact that it succeeded. …"

"The self in the psychoanalytic sense is variable and by no means coextensive with the limits of the personality as assessed by an observer of the social field."

"Down with the Mediterranean!"

"You mean to tell me that Hawaiians came up with pineapples, resorts, hula hoops, Magnum P.I. and the best damn punch in the world and they don't get no money from it!?"

"Always laugh second."

"The Accusing Spirit which flew up to heaven's chancery with the oath, blush'd as he gave it in; and the Recording Angel as he wrote it down, dropp'd a tear upon the word, and blotted it out forever."

"The brahman Kasibhāradvāja addressed the Blessed One with a verse."

"The US, Germany, France and Britain were never real democracies. Far from it, the US is a plutocracy with a post-monarchal king's court and a holy scripture . The three others are tedious class societ…"

"Inspection of the questionnaires also indicated that because staff members in the more custodial institutions were more willing to use negative sanctions they probably were confronted with less disrup…"

"How all becomes clear and simple when one opens an eye on the within, having of course previously exposed it to the without, in order to benefit by the contrast."

"What I wanted to be on this album is me, with everything I have experienced so far."

"When speaking not to gesticulate with the hand; for that is like a madman."

"The trouble with Michael is that he had to buy all his furniture"

"If you hold two arms out in front of you and someone grabs them, then you can use the third set elbow movement to escape. Bring the hand right in to touch the body. If the hand is held in a fist, it d…"