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"Your friends drag you down, Gordie. Don’t you know that?” He pointed at Vern and Teddy, who were standing and waiting for us to catch up. They were laughing about something; in fact, Vern was just abo…"

"Yugoslavia cannot exist without Kosovo! Yugoslavia will become disintegrated without Kosovo! Yugoslavia and Serbia will never give up Kosovo!"

"First they ignore you, then they say you're mad, then dangerous, then there's a pause and then you can't find anyone who disagrees with you."

"'If there is a heaven, we will find each other again, for there is no heaven without you.'"

"Hey man, so can you speak to dolphins and pilot whales with that forehead of yours?"

"My parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the street without them getting all excited, and... placing bets..."

"In the final analysis there was no one you could trust to drink with you to the bottom of the bowl."

"There was no real need...of crasting any more pretty polly to tolchock some old veck in an alley and viddy him swim in his blood while we counted the takings and divided by four, nor to do the ultra-v…"

"You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum."

"The first words I ever heard the alcohol rehab counselor say were 'Good morning, assholes!' With that, I liked him right away."

"Giolli, an italian cooperative that works with his method"

"a peace process that deals with conflict integratively."

"Marcus Orelias Official Twitter"

"The Head of the State in the British Constitution is a Monarch and the Crown descends according to the rules of heredity. In India the Head of the State is an elected President who holds office for a …"

"An important immediate gain of the new doctrine was the resolution of the longstanding dispute with Bangladesh over the sharing of the Ganges water. His skill as a politician was demonstrated when he …"

"I did not have a homosexual relationship with a man in Denver."

"Vampires, like virgins or priests, are things that women believe in. We must never fail to humor them in such matters."

"With drooping bells of clearest blue Thou didst attract my childish view, Almost resembling The azure butterflies that flew Where on the heath thy blossoms grew So lightly trembling."

"I investigated reported Japanese atrocities committed by the Japanese Army in Nanking and elsewhere. Verbal accounts of reliable eyewitnesses and letters from individuals whose credibility is beyond q…"

"The singular mission of the working woman is to fuse her feminine calling with her vocational calling and, by means of that fusion, to give a feminine quality to her vocational calling."