humor

"To be treated with mercy, some must reveal their handicaps, while others must conceal them."

"The group self or "we" is simply an "I" which includes other persons. One identifies himself with a group and speaks of the common will, opinion, service, or the like in terms of "we" and "us." The se…"

"Audio interview with Suzanne Vega on the Sodajerker On Songwriting podcast"

"Writer-director John Roecker's debut, Live Freaky! Die Freaky! will have you convulsing on the floor … with nausea, laughter, or both."

"Sorry, I had told Craig and them I'm gon' kick it with them. Gotta go! See you when I see you!"

"The contradiction is this: man rejects the world as it is, without accepting the necessity of escaping it. In fact, men cling to the world and by far the majority do not want to abandon it."

"I Googled myself without lubricant. I don't recommend it."

"I was lost and out of touch, with the way you made me feel."

"English Translation of the Mencius with comments by James Legge"

"The monster London laugh at me."

"I hate whales. I hate them. I can’t stand those stupid, blubbery, floating around, self-indulgent smug-faced krill-eating fat jerks with all their sycophantic hippie save-the- planet peacenik eco-terr…"

"They make a fine purple colour by treating bilberry in the same way and mixing it with milk."

"The scenery and costumes of 'The Wizard of Oz' were all made in New York — Mr. Mitchell was a New York favorite, but the author was undoubtedly a Chicagoan, and therefore a legitimate butt for the sha…"

"According as the man is, so must you humor him."

"It goes without saying that the most valuable asset of any profession is its collective reputation."

"My idea was that with an automatic move you could create a world ."

"You're playing touch-butt with that dork in park, the pony tail."

"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best."

"The plebeian asks himself, ‘What type of person am I?’, and he seeks the answer by comparing the self he believes he is with the norms enshrined in the manufactured packages on public offer."

"Scratch my back with a hacksaw!"