humor

"I can’t work with computers but I work with someone who can. We talk about what the subjects will be and then I get a load of images about Liverpool. We then scan them and put them on a disk and then …"

"Without the meed of some melodious tear."

"The man dissatisfied with the world will be dissatisfied with himself, so as to be continually eaten up by his own ill humor. And in such a state of mind how can he retain health?"

"He and Brij Kishore Babu were a matchless pair. Their devotion made it impossible for me to take a single step without their help."

"One has to grow hard but without ever losing tenderness."

"A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door — he's the person who opens a door funny."

"Without interest but with perfect efficiently, Miss Lemon had fulfilled her task."

"Surely, there is at this day a confederacy of evil, marshalling its hosts from all parts of the world, organizing itself, taking its measures, enclosing the Church of CHRIST as in a net, and preparing…"

"When I found myself riding in a lift with the great showman, I was too much too frightened even to look at him, much less get off at the same floor."

"I believe in aristocracy, though — if that is the right word, and if a democrat may use it. Not an aristocracy of power, based upon rank and influence, but an aristocracy of the sensitive, the conside…"

"Because internal corruption is endemic to the communist system, it ineluctably conditions privileged elite to the habits of corruption in their external relations with other communist officials in the…"

"Don't you come to me with all your color-coded quotes"

"The problems of the real world are primarily those you are left with when you refuse to apply their effective solutions."

"Cameron manhandles the real story, scavenging it for his own puny narrative purposes. It's a film made with boorish confidence and zero sensitivity, big and dumb and hulking."

"Guarded with ships, and all our sea our own."

"We don't say to women, "what do you mean you had a three way with two girls and a guy and you ate her pussy a little bit. You must be a lesbian." But we say to guys, "you mean you . You must be a fag.…"

"Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?"

"Georgia, like Ukraine and Moldova, is a sovereign state. If we accept, in practice, that Russia can alter borders by force, we signal to Moscow that it can violate international norms with impunity. W…"

"Thank you Kuwait for standing with the Indian Muslims! The Hindutva bigots calculated that given the huge economic stakes involved the Muslim and Arab world will not care about the persecution of Musl…"

"The terms animal protection and species protection are constantly confused and mixed up with one another. Animal protection is the protection of individuals; it is about the individual, suffering crea…"