humor

"Why are the heavens not filled with light? Why is the universe plunged into darkness?"

"Life, like art, is purposeless and unpredictable. That’s what makes it beautiful and rare! In life, we are given the choice between three paths: utopia, illusion or nonsense. The funny thing is, none …"

"One hardly saves a world without ruling it."

"Funny, I never shopped. Even my jewelry — not a piece of my jewelry I bought for me."

"I don't remember when I saw the testing results, but it's really one of everyone's favorite things about , is how poorly it was received by the network people. My favorite thing in the testing is that…"

"It seems that, notwithstanding the dramatic increases in manmade CO2 emissions over the last decade, the world's warming has stopped."

"We ask you to be convinced that millions of Germans with us, even under the new conditions... will adhere to the monarchic idea and will stand against any undignified estrangement from the august idea…"

"But he persevered. That was what a scientist did, confronted with an enigma."

"If peace cannot be maintained with honour, it is no longer peace."

"Libya is an African country. May Allah help the Arabs and keep them away from us. We don't want anything to do with them. They did not fight with us against the Italians, and they did not fight with u…"

"Well, what the hell's the matter with you; are you some kind of faggot?"

"The 'Women' had to do with the female painted through all ages, all those idols, and maybe I was stuck to a certain extent; I couldn't go on. It did one thing for me: it eliminated composition, arrang…"

"Laughter is the only tranquillizer with no side effects."

"It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him."

"Again, it's fine to not agree with someone's sense of humour, but calling me a fascist, how is that helping anyone?"

"It's a natural aspect of the marketplace. It's always been that way in storytelling. The guy who was good at playing the lover plays the lover, the funny guy gets the comic role. Movies are so expensi…"

"In 1971, Telford Taylor, the chief United States prosecutor at Nuremberg, suggested rather strongly that General William Westmoreland and high officials of the Johnson administration such as Robert Mc…"

"Did you see that recent flick, Hollow Man? Good effects but the dialogue was crap. Kevin Bacon is a hot shot scientist who, together with his hot shot scientist mates, turns himself invisible, but the…"

"The greatest compliment one can pay a master is to compare him with Capablanca."

"Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence."