humor

"The way to procure insults is to submit to them. A man meets with no more respect than he exacts."

"The first stage of the transition from the traditional view to the modem view of uncertainty began in the late 19th century, when physics became concerned with processes at the molecular level."

"Sharp's the word with her."

"I like the word fuck. Fucking deal with it and move on to the first fucking question you have."

"A poem therefore is to be defined as a structure of words whose sound constitutes a rhythmical unity, complete in itself, irrefragable, unanalyzable, completing its symbolic references within the ambi…"

"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be."

"He was an extraordinary bloke. First of all he was very funny. He was straight but very camp. came in and Visconte said, ‘Right, what are we doing?’. He said: ‘Well I haven’t got any material, I’ve ju…"

"China deals with foreigners from afar only by treating them without discrimination"

"Better, the perfect, easy discipline of the swallows dip and swoop, without east or west."

"It pains me to believe that you have never stepped out of the skin you live with."

"Marx shared with economists then and since the inability to make his concepts include innovational processes. It is one thing to spot a new product but quite another to observe the invisible new envir…"

"If our social skills had advanced step by step with our technical skills, there would not have been another European War."

"Thiago Silva is without doubt the best central defender in the world. He has incredible qualities. He is a symbol of elegance like Franz Beckenbauer was. Silva follows in his footsteps."

"If we were really about redemption, she would be getting her This Morning makeover right now. "First up, we're going to sow your clitoris back on!" See, I'm quite interested in the reaction to that. I…"

"There is one sound way a man can bind a woman to him, the same way she will bind him, and with the same rope."

"Monet has popped up out of nowhere with a collection of magnificent canvases.. .With Renoir, that makes two hard-up painters I am putting up. It's quite an infirmary here."

"Universal Studios Horror Online Interview with Caitlín R. Kiernan"

"A man's heterosexuality will not put up with any homosexuality, and vice versa."

"Women are not exempt from patriarchy, they are also products of it. So, they also come in with that system of 'am I right' or 'am I wrong'."

"I will improve the economy in Taiwan with full force!"