humor

"Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."

"I can manage very well with the first grubby backside which comes along – provided I find a skin which takes the light well."

"A fantasy of mine is to have an orgy with about six young college guys ranging from 18 to 22 in age."

"If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us since sex itself - and with the longest punch line."

"And the fact is that millions of opiates addicts having given up their habit without medical assistance."

"You’ve built me a cabin but I want more, and more and more, now build me an office tower with an automatic door. Build me a fence that I can wrap around my state. If anyone tries to break through, I p…"

"Do you wanna play with fire, scarecrow?"

"The Sarah Silverman Program site on comedycentral.com"

"…a fetid cabaret with a beer-bar, two houses of ill-fame disguised as coffee-shops…"

"In terms of DOKTOR SLEEPLESS , it's just a nod to how quickly we assimilate our monsters. How many years was it between Charlie Manson being the terror of California and Charlie Manson being an image …"

"Fuck a needle, here's a sword, body pierce with this."

"There is a literature that does not reach the voracious mass. It is the work of creators.. .Every page must explode, either by profound heavy seriousness, the whirlwind, poetic frenzy, the new, the et…"

"How nicely you put it! We may rant against fortune and the world, but we are left at the end with the stark proposition: “These are the things which are."

"The Greeks designed by a modulus of fixed measure, and that modulus, for the Doric order, was the distance between centers of the triglyphs. ...The triglyphs stand in the frieze, at the corners of the…"

"Their memory was something tangible and heavy, and I would carry it with me."

"Narcissus, or The Self-Admirer: A Comedy"

"The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't; whichever seems likelier to win an effect."

"Telepathy accounts for the usefulness of spoken language. Without telepathy no language would be intelligible."

"All laws which can be broken without any injury to another, are counted but a laughing-stock, and are so far from bridling the desires and lusts of men, that on the contrary they stimulate them."

"The disembarkation was a fucking shambles and we only took Alexandria as quick as we did to get a fucking drink somewhere, because we were near dead with the thirst....The town was full of a lot of ha…"