humor

"I believe that, as an American, I should be able to walk into any restaurant in America and order my hamburger – that most American of foods – medium fucking rare. I don’t believe my hamburger should …"

"The banks refused to deal with us, and they are still refusing, because of American gang-like actions."

"Official website with extensive biographical information and photos"

"The heaventree of stars hung with humid nightblue fruit."

"I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don’t remember ever having seen one weep."

"A trail without beginning has no end."

"I used to be obsessed with this idea that odd numbers are masculine and even ones are feminine. So I wrote pieces that used even numbers, as in:"

"It left me there, the Compleat Young Girl, hell on wheels. I could build one-fifteenth of a log cabin, kill one-thirty-first of a tiger, kiss, do needlepoint, pass through an obstacle course, and come…"

"Without mathematics, we are blind."

"It is worth stressing that once the entailment structure for a subject matter is available, together with its task structure, these can be used to design any kind of course or curriculum."

"We are going to energise the country. We are going to get Brexit done on 31 October and take advantage of all the opportunities it will bring with a new spirit of can do. We are once again going to be…"

"We have among us a class of mammon worshippers, whose one test of conservatism, or radicalism, is the attitude one takes with respect to accumulated wealth. Whatever tends to preserve the wealth of th…"

"As we talk about the threat of extremism and the challenge of integration, we should not do our country down – we are, without a shadow of doubt, a beacon to the world."

"You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it."

"He was laughing again. What was it about Bird that made him do that?"

"The most elementary communication is not possible without some degree of conformity to the “conventions” of the symbolic system."

"Your problem has nothing to do with git, and everything to do with emacs. And then you have the _gall_ to talk about "unix design" and not gumming programs together, when you yourself use the most gum…"

"Yeah, I have a question," said the guy with the wicked eyes... "My question is, I quit. I'm going to quit."

"He resembled a minor prophet who had been hit behind the ear with a stuffed eel-skin."

"My idea of an agreeable person," said Hugo Bohun, "is a person who agrees with me."