humor

"Grass admits serving with Waffen-SS"

"Nun 1: Sir, it is only a play... with music. Do not distress yourself."

"Secular culture, with the aid of psychoanalysis, has continued the old Christian habit of observing the self only to criticize it."

"I distrust all dead and mechanical formulas for expressing anything connected with human affairs and human personalities. Putting human affairs in exact formulas shows in itself a lack of the sense of…"

"A conversation with Norman Mailer"

"The woman who goes to bed with a man must put off her modesty with her petticoat, and put it on again with the same."

"There is nothing so degrading as the constant anxiety about one's means of livelihood...Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five."

"Virtual Gyroscopes with a repetition of Laithwaite's demonstrations and explanation using Newtonian Mechanics from University of Cambridge, Deparment of Engineering"

"But let us realize what sort of rich people. Here comes heaven knows who across our path, wrapped in rags, and he has been jumping for joy and laughing on hearing it said that the rich man can’t enter…"

"Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows."

"Having a baby with him meant marrying that face forever."

"His face was tense with pain. But then, who notices when they meet a theatre critic whose face is tense with pain? It is one of the marks of the profession."

"Most of the network related programming in games has to do with providing a good interactive experience when playing over the internet. This matter is very different from serving web pages. The primar…"

"But isn’t that hazardous—messing with events?"

"Engvall and his wife are packing up their stuff to move, with a U-Haul sitting in their driveway."

"Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens."

"It’s not my fault your makers made you humorless."

"The man who laughs has simply not yet had the terrible news."

"Then came a Religious person to me and asked me how I fared. I said I had raved to-day. And he laughed loud and heartily. And I said: The Cross that stood afore my face, methought it bled fast. And wi…"

"They're making a joke of our universe"