humor

"To me, comedies are usually the least funny movies. Movies that are actually a comedy are usually not all that funny. To me Goodfellas and Raging Bull are two of the funniest movies I ever saw."

"replete with venomous envy, rancour and malice."

"A comedian is not a man who opens a funny door. He opens a door funny."

"Perfect humility dispenses with modesty."

"I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman."

"A movie is never any better than the stupidest man connected with it."

"He was angry, too, because it would soon be Christmas and he had nothing to give Leslie. It was not that she would expect something expensive; it was that he needed to give her something as much as he…"

"It's well to be off with the Old Woman before you're on with the New."

"Sittin up on 24's ridin with them big guns my 50 caliber shoot so long I call that bitch my Vince Young"

"I am inclined to believe that the sin of slavery is one of which it may be said that without the shedding of blood there is no remission."

"Nigeria's unity is one for which enough blood has been spilled and many hundreds of thousands of lives have been lost. Many have paid for the unity of this country with their lives, and it will be wro…"

"What is being offered to the Greek people is circuses with no bread. And the circuses are not even funny."

"There are so many elements flying in so many different directions that you really have to go with what feels like instinctively. The nature of the universe is fairly whimsical and nonsensical. In the …"

"To continue to utilize the forces of our Air and Navy without an effective ground element cannot be decisive."

"You can get carried away with how things were once, and not how you need to make them better."

"The filibuster of federal district and circuit judges cannot stand. … It's bad for the institution. It's wrong. It's not supportable under the Constitution. And if they insist on persisting with these…"

"I’ve no patience with Hindi films. I find them so unreal. But some I was taken to, like Raj Kapoor’s Satyam Shivam Sundaram."

"When you lose touch with inner stillness, you lose touch with yourself."

"I deserve to be chained by night in a church basement without company o' cassette player if I'm not man enough to ask you for the teeniest, slightest brush of oral-muscular affaction."

"But I saw not Christ laugh. For I understood that we may laugh in comforting of ourselves and joying in God for that the devil is overcome. And when I saw Him scorn his malice, it was by leading of mi…"