"A comedian is not a man who opens a funny door. He opens a door funny."

"An in-depth autobiographical interview with Brian Leiter"

"A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door — he's the person who opens a door funny."

"We shall cut no small figure through the country with our cannon."

"You can't have capitalism without racism."

"I dare suggest that the composer would do himself and his music an immediate and eventual service by total,…"

"The problem with television isn't the number of horizontal scanning lines. It's the lines of dialogue spoke…"